Tuesday 21 May 2013

Letter to my porn star sister, Afrocandy – Uzor Ngoladi



Judith Okpara Mazagwu is an American based Nollywood actress and self-acclaimed porn star,popularly known as Afro-Candy.
Here’s a note from a angry Nigerian to her.
Dear Judith Opara Mazagwu,
Whenever I eventually meet you the daring she-dog in person, I shall ask effusively: “Nwanne nwanyi, I bu onye Igbo?” If your answer is affirmative, I shall yell: “Tufia!!!” to high heavens and probe further: “Nna gi na nne gi, ha bu cha ndigbo? Is your father and mother originally Igbos?” If you, the architect of whore-llywood, return a negative answer, I shall heave the deepest sigh of relief and dance with reckless abandon. I shall wail with anguish if your parents are truly of the noble Igbo stock.

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